Olivia Johnson 
Deez Nuts Jokes epitomize the art of punchline humor derived from setup jokes. These jokes ingeniously involve posing a vaguely crafted question that slyly leads to a subsequent inquiry – often resulting in hilarity. Welven Harris, widely known as Welven Da Great or The Deez Nuts Guy, entered the world in May 1988, facing life’s challenges with both mental and physical fortitude. At the brink of turning 35 on May 31, 2023, Welven’s journey has taken him from Long Beach, California, to his current residence in Las Vegas, Nevada. The inception of the Deez Nuts phenomenon unfolded when Welven Da Great uploaded his prank titled “Deez Nuts” onto YouTube on March 31, 2015.
In a matter of days, the prank cascaded into viral fame, catching a multitude off-guard with its comedic genius. Though merely 27 years old during this viral surge, Welven Da Great etched his name in the annals of online humor history, crafting one of the most enduring jokes. His prominence even led to appearances on various television and radio shows.
Now that the origins of Deez Jokes have been unveiled, let’s venture into a realm of creative Deez Nuts ideas and setups.
Funny Deez Nuts Jokes
You: What’s the name of the international pancake house?
Them: IHOP……
You: I HOP ON DEEZ NUTS!!!
You: This sucks! …..
Them: What sucks??
You: YOU SUCK DEEZ NUTS!!!!
You: Did you just get back from the indies?
Them: The indies?
You: IN DEEZ NUTS!!!!
You: Go sit on that….
Them: Sit on what?
You: SIT ON DEEZ NUTS!!!
You: You wanna play?…
Them: Play with what?
You: PLAY WITH DEEZ NUTS!!!
You: What starts with D and ends with S…?
Them: Idk, what?
You: DEEZ NUTS!!!!!!!!!!
You: When you go to the movies – do you like popcorn or candies?
They: Candies.
You: Candies nuts fit in your mouth?
You: You know what rabbits, do?
They: What?
You: The hop. Hop on Deez Nuts.
You: Hey, you’re leaving?
They: Leaving what?
You: Leaving Deez Nuts in your mouth?
You: Excuse me but do you like pudding?
They: Yes, of course.
You: Well how about pudding Deez nuts in your mouth?!
You: I think you should be a Goblin this Halloween.
They: A goblin? Why is that?
You: Goblin deez Nuts.
You: Did you hear about what happened in Norway?
They: No. What happened?
You: Norway Deez nuts can fit in your mouth.
You: Did you hear about the guy that got caught dipping his testicles in glitter?
They: No…
You: Pretty nuts.
You: Do you happen to like pudding?
Them: Yes, I do.
You: How about trying some Deez Nuts?
You: You know what? I think you’d make a great goblin for Halloween.
Them: Really? Why’s that?
You: Because you’d be “goblin” up Deez Nuts!
You: Have you heard about the new restaurant “Knees”?
Them: No, what’s it about?
You: Well, it’s got everything from soup to Deez Nuts!
You: Did you hear the rumor about butter?
Them: No, what’s the rumor?
You: Well, it’s not butter, it’s Deez Nuts!
You: What’s the secret ingredient in these jokes?
Them: I don’t know, what is it?
You: Deez Nuts!
You: Why did the peanut blush?
Them: Why?
You: Because it saw Deez Nuts!
You: What did the almond say to the cashew?
Them: I don’t know, what?
You: “You’re really Deez Nuts about this, aren’t you?”
You: Why did the hazelnut refuse to tell a joke?
Them: Why?
You: It thought it might go Deez Nuts!
You: What did the adventurous squirrel say to his friend?
Them: What?
You: “Hold my acorn, I’m going for Deez Nuts!”
You: What do you call a sad strawberry?
Them: I’m not sure, what?
You: A blueberry with a craving for Deez Nuts!
You: What did one nut say to the other at the party?
Them: I’m not sure, what?
You: “Let’s go over to the corner and enjoy some Deez Nuts!”
You: Why did the cashew refuse to leave the party?
Them: Why?
You: Because it was enjoying the Deez Nuts!
You: Why did the hazelnut start a comedy club?
Them: Why?
You: Because it wanted a place to share its Deez Nuts with everyone!
You: What did the pistachio say after hearing a funny joke?
Them: What?
You: “That was so good, it almost made me spit out my Deez Nuts!”
You: Why did the nut start a comedy club for other nuts?
Them: I don’t know, why?
You: To ensure a lifetime of Deez Nuts!
You: Can I ask you a question?
Them: Sure, what’s up?
You: Do you have a moment to spare for Deez Nuts?
You: Have you heard about the new nut-themed game?
Them: No, what’s it called?
You: “Guess Who? – Deez Nuts”!
You: Did you know there’s a nutty weather forecast?
Them: Really? What’s the forecast?
You: A high chance of Deez Nuts showering in your mouth!
You: Have you met my friend Will?
Them: No, who’s Will?
You: Will you get to enjoy Deez Nuts, of course!
You: Do you like Tulips?
Them: Yes, why?
You: Because you’re going to love your two lips on Deez Nuts!
You: Are you going this afternoon?
Them: Going where?
You: Down on Deez Nuts!
You: Are you into fitness?
Them: Yes.
You: Fit Deez Nuts in your mouth!
You: Do you have any diesel over there?
They: Diesel?
You: Yeah, Deez ol big nuts!
You: Do you know Eton?
They: No, who is Eton?
You: Eton Deez Nuts.
You: Do you know about Ken?
They: No, Ken who?
You: Can Deez Nuts fit in your mouth?
You: Don’t sit on that?
They: Sit on what?
You: Sit on Deez Nuts!
You: Hey! Did you hear about Justin?
They: Justin, who?
You: Just in time for Deez Nuts.
You: Hey, I think you could use some of these.
They: What?
You: Some of Deez Nuts.
You: Damn, can you imagine I got diagnosed with SDN?
Them: What’s SDN?
You: Suck Deez Nuts.
You: Would you like me to buy one of these?
Them: Yea, sure.
You: How about two of Deez Nutz?
You: Do you want to play?
Them: Play what?
You: Play with Deez Nuts.
You: You play online games?
They: Yes.
You: Have you played this game Sea of thieves?
They: No.
You: Well, you should see if Deez Nuts figure out!
You: Hey, have you seen Barry?
They: Barry Who?
You: Barry Deez Nuts in your ass.
You: Have you talked to Colonel Craven?
They: Colonel Craven who?
You: You’ve been craven Deez Nuts down your throat.
You: I’m sorry.
Them: Sorry for what?
You: For giving you too much of deez nuts.
You: You have UCD right?
Them: What is UCD?
You: UC-Deez nuts.
You: What is the easiest command you can teach your dog?
They: I don’t know. Maybe roll over.
You: Rol-ova Deez Nuts.
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