Olivia Johnson 
Welcome, fellow humor enthusiasts, to a comedic journey like no other! In this blog post, we’re about to dive headlong into the fascinating world of Dark Humor Jokes. These are the kinds of jokes that don’t just toe the line; they gleefully dance all over it. Dark humor takes you to unexpected places, challenges conventions, and delivers laughs that are both daring and delightful. So, if you’re someone who appreciates humor that pushes boundaries and isn’t easily offended, you’re in for a treat. Get ready to explore a collection of jokes that will have you laughing, cringing, and maybe even questioning your own sense of humor. Let’s embark on this wild, witty, and wonderfully irreverent journey into Dark Humor Jokes.
Best Dark Humor Jokes
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field.
Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
Because they don’t have the guts.
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.
She looked surprised.
Parallel lines have so much in common.
It’s a shame they’ll never meet.
Why did the math book look sad?
Because it had too many problems.
Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
Because they don’t have the guts.
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.
She looked surprised.
Why did the math book look sad?
Because it had too many problems.
What do you call an IT technician that touches children?
A PDF file!
What do you mean by reverse exorcism?
When the devil tells the priest to exit the child’s body.
How are buying a hooker and a subway sandwich similar?
Both could’ve been avoided if your wife would’ve just done her god damn job.
Why can’t girls in the middle east smoke weed?
Cuz they’ll get stoned.
Why do we never tell secrets on a farm?
Because the potatoes have eyes, the corn has ears, and the beans stalk.
Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.
Parallel lines have so much in common.
It’s a shame they’ll never meet.
Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers?
He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them.
How does a penguin build its house?
Igloos it together!
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field.
Why did the slave go to college?
To get his master’s degree.
Why do amputees consistently get severe depression?
Because they couldn’t reach out to someone.
What is Africa’s national sport?
The Hunger Games.
Where does a suicide bomber go when he dies?
Everywhere.
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What’s the difference between a cop and a bullet?
When a bullet kills somebody you know its been fired.
Why does the theory “Commit suicide and might get 72 virgins” of Islamic terrorists make no sense?
Become a Catholic priest and get them now!
What do you call a white person set on fire?
A firecracker.
What did the dad say to his kids when he saw them playing video games?
“Don’t make me press your ‘pause’ buttons!”
Why did the dad wear two pairs of pants on Father’s Day?
In case he got a “hole in one”!
What’s a dad’s favorite type of music genre?
“Dad-rock”!
How do dads exercise on Father’s Day?
They do “dad-lates”!
Why did the dad take his car to the dentist?
Because it had “tooth-hurty”!
What did the father rope say to the misbehaving child rope?
“You better ‘knot’ do that again!”
How does a dad tell time?
With a “dad-watch”!
Why did the dad bring a ladder to the library?
Because he wanted to reach the high shelf of “dad-ventures”!
What do you call a dad who falls asleep in a boat?
A “snore-man”!
How do dads handle the grill like superheroes?
They have the power of “barbecue-sics”!
Why did the dad wear sunglasses to the Father’s Day party?
Because he was “radiating” with coolness!
What do you call a dad who knows all the dad jokes?
“The pun-isher”!
Why did the dad go to the bakery on Father’s Day?
Because he wanted to get a “tart-y” started!
Why are abortion jokes rare?
They’re hard to deliver.
What do you call a rock band made of special ed kids?
Syndrome Of A Down.
What is the similarity between Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain?
They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.
What’s the difference between president and coffee?
Some people actually like their coffee black.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Doesn’t matter what you call him he’s not coming.
What’s the hardest part about being a pedophile?
Fitting in.
When does a pentagon not have 5 sides?
When it’s intersected by a plane.
What would the world be like without women?
A pain in the a#s.
Why camel is called the ship of the desert?
Because it’s filled with arab semen.
What do an Apple and an Emo have in common?
They hang from trees.
What did Cinderella do when she arrived at the ball?
She gagged.
Why they don’t allow photographers in church on Sunday?
To prevent mass shooting.
Why do orphans play GTA?
To be wanted.
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball?
Because no one misses them.
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What did the helicopter say to the mountain?
“Kobe.”
Why killing black people is a lot like saying the N-word?
They do it all the time but get real mad when a white person does it.
Why do Arabs hate chess?
Because the queen is allowed to move freely.
What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white?
Alive.
What do you call a serial killer in a maternity ward?
Spawn camper.
What was the main cause of Jewish migration in WW2?
The wind.
Helen Keller walks into a bar.
Then a table, then a chair.
Why can’t you fool an aborted fetus?
It wasn’t born yesterday.
How do you get a Jewish girl’s number?
Roll up her sleeve!
What’s black and sits at the top of a staircase?
Stephen Hawking after a house fire.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
Cause she wasn’t wearing a seatbelt.
What’s Al Qaeda’s favorite football team?
New York Jets.
What do you call a flat-chested emo girl?
A cutting board.
What does 36+16 equal to?
A prison sentence.
What do you call a retard who’s in the army?
Special forces.
What kind of person cannot learn from their mistakes?
A bomb defuser.