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Get ready for a knock-knock comedy extravaganza! Brace yourself for a collection of the funniest, wittiest, and most hilarious knock knock jokes that will have you laughing out loud. Join us on this rib-tickling adventure and prepare to have your funny bone tickled like never before!
Funny Knock Knock Jokes
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you and I miss you!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it’s cold out here!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up and answer the door!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad you opened the door?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cow says.
Cow says who?
No silly, cow says moooo!
Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce celebrate with a good laugh!
Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Alpaca. Alpaca who? Alpaca the suitcase, we’re going on vacation!
Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Hatch. Hatch who? Bless you! It’s allergy season.
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Olive. Olive who? Olive you and your sense of humor!
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Cash. Cash who? No thanks, I prefer peanuts!
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Boo. Boo who? Don’t cry, it’s just a joke!
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Stopwatch. Stopwatch who? Stopwatch you’re doing and listen to this joke!
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Cheese. Cheese who? Cheese a cute smile, it suits you!
Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Soda. Soda who? Soda you want to hear another joke?
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Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce get together and have a good laugh!
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Oscar. Oscar who? Oscar silly question, get a silly answer!
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Harry. Harry who? Harry up and laugh, the joke’s waiting!
Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Dozen. Dozen who? Dozen anyone want to hear another joke?
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cow says.
Cow says who? Cow says, “Mooove over, more jokes are coming!”
Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Justin. Justin who? Justin time for more laughter!
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Noah. Noah who? Noah good jokes? I’m all ears!
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Flirting Knock Knock Jokes
Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Honeydew. Honeydew who? Honeydew you know how attractive you are?
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Kiss. Kiss who? Kiss me, I’m falling for you!
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Berry. Berry who? You’re so sweet, you make my heart go berry-pitter-patter!
Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce make a connection and go on a date!
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Cuddle. Cuddle who? Cuddle me close, I can’t resist your charm!
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Sugar. Sugar who? Sugar, let’s spice up our lives together!
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Flirt. Flirt who? Flirt with me and let’s see where it takes us!
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Crush. Crush who? You’re my crush, and I’m falling hard!
Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Charm. Charm who? You’ve got so much charm, it’s irresistible!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there? Wink. Wink who? Wink if you want to go out with me!
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Sweety. Sweety who? Sweety, can I have your number?
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Sparkle. Sparkle who? You light up the room like a sparkling star!
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Cutie. Cutie who? Cutie, you’ve stolen my heart!
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Dream. Dream who? You’re the dream I never want to wake up from!
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Sugar. Sugar who? Sugar, you’re making my heart race!
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Valentine. Valentine who? Will you be my Valentine?
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Hug. Hug who? Hug me tight, you’re intoxicating!
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Date. Date who? Let’s go on a date and create amazing memories together!
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Romance. Romance who? Romance is in the air when I’m around you!
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Chemistry. Chemistry who? There must be some chemistry between us because whenever I’m with you, sparks fly!
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Knock Knock Jokes Adult
Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Alpaca. Alpaca who? Alpaca the suitcase, it’s time for a vacation!
Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it’s getting cold out here!
Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Olive. Olive who? Olive you and I can’t wait to spend time together!
Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Justin. Justin who? Just in time for some laughs!
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Boo. Boo who? Don’t cry, it’s just a joke!
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Candice. Candice who? Candice door open, or do I have to knock again?
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Cash. Cash who? Cash me outside, how ’bout dat?
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Harry. Harry who? Harry up and answer the door!
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Hatch. Hatch who? Bless you, cover your mouth next time!
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Yoda. Yoda who? Yoda best joke-teller around!
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Wanda. Wanda who? Wanda come join me for a night out?
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Woo. Woo who? Woo-hoo, it’s party time!
Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Gladys. Gladys who? Gladys Friday, let’s have some fun!
Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Avenue. Avenue who? Avenue heard this joke before?
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Gouda. Gouda who? Gouda you open the door? It’s me!
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Yacht. Yacht who? Yacht to know when I’ll be visiting again?
Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Cashew. Cashew who? Bless you, friend!
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Oscar. Oscar who? Oscar silly question, get a silly answer!
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Anita. Anita who? Anita drink, let’s go to the bar!
Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Hawaii. Hawaii who? Hawaii you doing tonight?
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Best Knock Knock Jokes
Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Justin. Justin who?
Just in case you were wondering, I find you irresistible.
Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Harry. Harry who?
Harry up and kiss me already!
Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Lettuce. Lettuce who?
Lettuce make out, it’s been too long!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alpaca.
Alpaca who?
Alpaca the wine, l
et’s get this party started!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Yacht. Yacht who?
Yacht to know if you’ll go out with me?
Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Cash. Cash who? No need to ask, just give me a kiss!
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Cereal. Cereal who? Cereal pleasure to meet you. How about a date?
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Disco. Disco who? Disco on over and let’s boogie together!
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Honeydew. Honeydew who? Honeydew you want to have some fun tonight?
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Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce have a night of passion, just you and me!
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Juan. Juan who? Juan kiss is all it takes to ignite the spark between us!
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Boo. Boo who? Don’t cry, baby, I’m here to make you smile all night long!
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Berry. Berry who? Berry excited to spend some intimate moments with you!
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Cashew. Cashew who? Cashew later, let’s have some fun right now!
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Vodka. Vodka who? Vodka you want, but I think you’re the perfect shot for me!
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Whiskey. Whiskey who? Whiskey you and I get cozy and create some unforgettable memories?
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Snuggle. Snuggle who? Snuggle up close, it’s time to get cozy and intimate!
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Martini. Martini who? Martini your place or mine? Let’s mix things up!
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Tequila. Tequila who? Tequila me all your secrets and let’s have a wild night together!
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Boo. Boo who? Don’t cry, it’s just a joke!
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